I should change this to Douchebag of the Moment. Timeliness has never been a strength. However we had mucho el douchebarrio this week. First there were some crazy fucking Muslims who wanted to blow up planes but they were well watched by the British government. Except for the whole Big Brother thing England has going, they know how to handle terrorism. I hope in our evolution as a nation we can find a way to have their mindset about terror without entirely sacrificing our liberties.
Leiberman lost. Go Joementum! He’s going to try and fuck everything up with the Democrats by running as an independent. We definitely need that senate seat Joe. Don’t be a prick. Learn from your mistakes you arrogant shit and then try running again. God damn, the idea of term limits sounds better and better for these dickweeds.
On Leiberman’s loss, Cheney and others had some crazy bullshit ideas about how supporting a candidate with different ideas than his about the Iraq war helps the terrorists. Cheney, Bush and the lot are the terrorists. They have done more damage to this country and its Constitution than Al Qaeda ever could. This is the reason they are exempt from the Douchebag of the Week award. It’s like when you know you are going to fail your class so you are exempt from the final.
But the winner this week is this guy! First of all even having the Douchebag of the Week section qualifies me as a huge douchebag in its own right. In addition, I get full of myself plenty of times and cross the line. It’s not until one of these gut-checks that I realize how douchebaggy I can be. So this one goes to me because I am long overdue and a little humility every now and then never hurt anyone.