14 days and 2,530 miles later; I am back! All the pics are posted on my flickr site. Some photos of the wedding, CO in general, and Talking Rocks Cavern which I explored today. And however the brochure may fool you, if you are over 10 years old, do not do the SpeleoBOX Crawl Maze. It will induce a panic attack and is damn near impossible. The photo has grown adults in it, this is not to be believed. Other than that, I highly recommend the cavern. Very cool and if you are in the Branson area and can pull yourself from Yakov Smirnoff, check it out. and remember … In Soviet Russia, caves explore you!

Oh and one more thing. Back in May of 2002 I published an Open Letter to Kansas on an old blog. Well after spending a god forsaken day in your state, Kansas I am disappointed to say that not a god damn thing has changed. It is still a tough call which is duller, the drive or your citizens. The only thing that breaks up the drive is the occasional anti-abortion sign. And Lord forbid you have to get gas and your not near a major town. I paid $3.10 for a gallon of regular unleaded 15 miles outside of Salida. Your politicians argue who is more anti-choice but I would argue for mandatory abortions across the state. The only thing more annoying than your back-asswards politics are your toll roads. When I asked the toll booth attendant how I-70 could also be a toll road, he chipperly stated the toll was there first, got annexed into the interstate system and does not receive state or federal funding saving Kansans tax dollars. Hey douchebag! Tolls are a tax but now I am paying your taxes. Forced tax subsidies for Republicans! Where do I sign up? The only cool thing I did see was a car with a Flying Spaghetti Monster car plaque. The driver may have been on a mission of good will to the poor retarded Kansans. BTW, your state/toll-roads/citizens are douchebags of the week! Glad that hole left by Ken Lay’s death got filled.